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Loudest piece of s*it

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Kandi1977, 4 Feb 2019.

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  1. Kandi1977

    Kandi1977 Jimmy McCormick

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    Why the fudge are the door, bell, buttons and alarm on microwave ovens the loudest piece of brick on earth?
     
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    the dza Paul Robinson

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    Are you trying to scoff down some dodgy microwave meal that your missus has banned?
     
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    Kandi1977 Jimmy McCormick

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    Could be, but just amazed that the quality, or rather lack of, is still the same as 30 years ago.
     
  4. Dicko

    Dicko Gudni Bergsson

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    Why is there no mute button? I never understood it either. You can use an oven quietly but not a microwave.
     
  5. NoLimits01

    NoLimits01 Adel Taarabt

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    My one dings loudly to say it’s done and then every 10 seconds to remind you it’s done.

    No need for it
     
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    Daisuk John Lacy

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    This is the most annoying part. Why the fudge? Just let me calm my kid down for his nervous breakdown for not finding fireman Sam before taking out the GHod damned spaghetti, I don't need a fudging reminder! :p
     
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    Bullet Chris Perry

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    My microwave has 3 levels of beepage

    I set it to the quietest and shortest, obviously. It still goes off every few seconds, way too loud shouting "THAT FOOD YOU WANTED TO HEAT UP IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT................IT IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT...............WOOOOOO OVER HERE.... IT IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT"

    fudging piece of brick
     
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    Robbo Terry Venables

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    I absolutely despise stuff that beeps unneccesarily. Out fridge, stovetop, dishwasher, washing machine...they just keep on bloody beeping for ages.

    fudge beeping. The first thing I do whenever I get a new phone, is disabling all beeping. I smash the fridge door shut when it beeps. Really hard. To punish the fridge. And make it shut up.

    And car beeps...don't get me started.
     
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    Rorschach Tommy Harmer

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    Wtf is going on in this thread?
     
  10. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Justin Edinburgh

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    Kandi's got a 30 year old microwave and he's going to lead an old guys' revolution to rid Christendom of beeping electronics.

    I'll join, insistent uppity little fudger my dishwasher.
     
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    Jon Ruel Fox

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    Have a Miele tumblendryer which used to think it had to make like a car alarm every 30 seconds once done. Drove us mental. Spent ages on google until I eventually found a way to disable the noise. Nonsense.
     
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    Dicko Gudni Bergsson

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    a spur from swansea Bobby Mimms

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    Car seatbelt alarms...if i want to kill myself its up to me...go and fudge yourself...
     
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    nayimfromthehalfwayline Les Ferdinand

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    I have a door bell with something like 8 options for a tone. Imaginatively I chose "ding dong".

    BUT, my doorbell likes to spontaneously chime a full nursery rhyme, at random times, without anyone having pressed the button.

    fudging things haunted!
     
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    Rorschach Tommy Harmer

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    It was a rhetorical question. The human race is doomed.
     
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    LemonadeMoney Nick Barmby

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    We had exactly the same problem with a Miele cooker in the chalet we rented in Verbier darling. Took simply ages to figure out why it was beeping at us.
     
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    parklane1 Nayim

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    We had one of them and it did the same, i binned it.
     
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    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    Underneath each of the seats will be a cable terminating in a plug. That plug will be the sensor that detects if a seat has a person in it. If you unplug it the alarm won't go off when you don't have a seatbelt on.

    Check your car's wiring diagrams though, sometimes airbags will only go off around inhabited seats.
     
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    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    Baby bottle prep machines. They're destined to be used in the middle of the night but make all the fudging noise in the world.

    A new model has just been released at twice the price that has a quiet function so that you can choose between noisy and quiet. Just make the fudging thing quiet all the time.
     
  20. Jon

    Jon Ruel Fox

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    I had to wear a portable blood pressure meter for 24 hours last week.
    fudging thing goes off every hour, through the night too.... utter gonad*s.
     

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