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It's Only The Work's Christmas Party Thread!

Loud people? That's like every pub i've ever been in.


Sounds like it would be a fun start to the night tbh.

maybe you're right but i like a quieter atmosphere as opposed to a loud one. Bars should be a place where you can talk and socialise and then clubbing is where it should be loud imo.

Marky do you go to gay clubs often?
 
Marky do you go to gay clubs often?

Been to a couple in my time, my best mates brother is gay, I have no problems with my sexuality and have no issue with gay people so went along with them, as said before you get a lot of very very hot women in gay clubs
 
My worst one was a couple of years ago with my currant company. I had only been at the company 3 months and was talking to the IT manager, she had a bet going that everyone would put in £50 and if someone tweaked the CEOs nipples they'd take the lot (about £500).

In my drunken state I thought it would be a good idea to try and do some business with the CEO, so I bowled up to him and offered him a ton to tweak his nipples, this was when I discovered that he's quite a dull and joyless chap who didn't appreciate the joke, I walked away with my tail between my legs and he's barely said 2 words to me since. :lol:
 
Any song suggestions for my christmas party playlist tommorow night? Not christmas songs though, I have those covered!
 
Went for lunch, then drinks in Beduin bar then Fabric. Totally annihlated but felt ill for about 2 days after. No funny stories really, should have saved my money. £250 light now.
 
Mine is tonight at Oxo Tower

Leaving at 530 - woohoooooo

it finishes at 11 (not sure why so early but I think the tower itself shuts at 11) but we booked a couple of bard nearby for the after party woooohoooo
 
no work party this year :(

last firm i worked for hired out a strip club for about 6 hours and paid for all our drinks (two years running)
 
Mine is tonight at Oxo Tower

Leaving at 530 - woohoooooo

it finishes at 11 (not sure why so early but I think the tower itself shuts at 11) but we booked a couple of bard nearby for the after party woooohoooo

Oxo tower is rather brick though tbf.
 
It is a bit BUT its with work mates amongst other work people... so will be good. I like my work mates and we are actually mates - issue is that most of the team are girls

well lets hope they dont read GG !!! haha
 
I just posted this in vice

My pal stayed at mine lastnight, we both went out got smashed, he brought a girl back..

They are getting hold of each other in the front room, so I go to bed, next thing I know, this girl has got in bed with me, started kissing me, then she tossed me off and gave me a bj, putting my hands down her knickers, proper old finger blast..

This goes on for about 10 mins, then she was like I want you to fudge me but you said you dont have any condoms, I was lke yeh ive got loads in the draw, she was like no you said you dont have any, I was like nooo its my flat I know ive got loads of condoms haha, then bang she turned the light on and to her horror she thought I was my mate hahahah

OMG how funny, she got mocked to bits...

if they were 'getting hold' of each other in the front room, how did she suddenly decide that you had transformed into your mate, who she was actually ahold of already in the front room?

confusing, but funny, if true.
 
Christmas party was awesome last night only problem was that I was surrounded by girls (my team) and if someone didn't moan about their feet hurting then it was them talkin about where they got their dress from. Was a good night and brilliant the fact that I'm not working this week so didn't have to worry about getting home for work for the following day.

Alcohol was flowing, the food wasn't that great but what the hell and all girlies looked hot - not sure what happened to the office slut (always one isn't there)
 
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