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Discussion in 'Randomination' started by billyiddo, 11 Jun 2015.

  1. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Justin Edinburgh

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    Preferred Mike Smith's arse goal from a few seasons ago, but it's a good effort.
     
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    Kandi1977 Les Ferdinand

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    Daisuk Nick Barmby

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    An even better angle here:
     
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    Daisuk Nick Barmby

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    Hahahahaha, I can't stop laughing at that. He looks like that guy in the wheelchair from Little Britain impersonating a viking attack or something. :p
     
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    Rorschach Erik Thorstvedt

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    What English sports look like to us non-English
     
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    Jordinho John White Staff Member

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    Rock Strongo dodgy Dave Goosegog

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    galeforce Tony Galvin

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    There is definitely a barista WhatsApp group dedicated to the things they got away with writing that customers were too stupid to realise were tinkle takes.
     
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    I'm not sure why I find this so funny.It could be the expression on the dogs face, or the fact all his mates are in on it and running too.
     
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    Rock Strongo dodgy Dave Goosegog

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    r/legaladvice•Posted by
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    17 hours ago

    Neighbor is brick-bombing my front yard

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    Hey all, I have a bricky situation here that I'm hoping to get some advice about. This is in Idaho.



    My neighbor is brick-bombing my front yard. A new neighbor bought a house across the street about 6 months ago. A few weeks back, I was working in the garage when I saw him take his dog directly across the street, into my front yard. He let it pee in my yard and then walked straight home. He didn't notice me - my garage is set up as a shop and is pretty busy, and the garage door is up a lot - but this piqued my interest because it's goddamned weird. Now, my wife and I have a dog so there are a few dog droppings from her that we pick up on a regular basis. My wife had been doing the dooty duty recently, so I asked her if there are more piles than normal. Sure enough, she said there had been a ton for a while now. She figured it was assholes walking their dogs and letting them crap in our lawn. I figured it was our new weirdo neighbor.



    It happened again around a week later: I was in the garage as the neighbor took his dog into our lawn. This time the dog dropped a deuce and he started to walk away without picking it up. I called out to him, asking him if he needs a plastic bag to pick up after his dog, and he avoided eye contact and scurried back home. I went across the street and knocked on his door. He didn't answer. We set up a security camera to discretely watch the front lawn and I kept an eye out for when he was next out in his yard so I could talk to him.



    I reviewed the footage over the next few days and, sure enough, he was consistently taking his dog to do the deed in our yard. Why our yard? No clue, we've never had any interaction with this guy whatsoever. The next time I saw him walking to his car, I confronted him. I simply told him that I knew he was taking his dog to brick in our yard and if I caught him doing it again I'd call the police to report him for trespassing. He denied doing it, claiming it must be other neighbors, got in his car, and drove away with me standing in his driveway.



    So I review the footage from the last few days. Dude is not walking his dog into my yard anymore: he's letting the dog brick in his yard. He then scoops it up, walks it across the street, and tosses it into my yard with a shovel. What the absolute fudge.



    How do I even begin handling this?
     
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    mjc23 Gus Poyet

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    Post it through his letter box.
     
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