IN AGONY - Trapped my thumb in car door

[philspursuk]

IN AGONY - Trapped my thumb in car door last night might have to go for X-ray - What do you think ?

 

[philspursuk]

 

[ArcspacE]

:ross:

 

[Park Lane James]

Wow, it appears to have swollen to the size of a small penis!

 

[raboner]

Wow, it appears to have swollen to the size of a small penis!

:ross:

 

[southstand1882]

That's not a small penis

That's a BURIED penis

 

[Jurgen the German]

Other trivial things still that fudging hurt:

Treading on a plug

Football to the nuts/thigh/face

Papercuts

 

[johnola]

Jimmy Saville hitch-hiked round the country with that.

 

[Park Lane James]

Other trivial things still that fudging hurt:

Treading on a plug

Football to the nuts/thigh/face

Papercuts

Stubbing your toe. What a ****

 

[Jammy]

Stubbing your toe. What a ****

Scraping your back right along the backbone when trying to get something from under the bed.

 

[Superhudd]

LOL @ OP

Although it did give me a flash back when I caught my thumb in a train door once, there were no seats and I passed out.

I awoke laying on a three seater chair with about 20 people all looking down at me.

 

[Dayo]

I always wondered what Cousin Itt would look like after a shave.

 

[philspursuk]

Jimmy Saville hitch-hiked round the country with that.

:ross:

 

[Notmegov]

I always wondered what Cousin Itt would look like after a shave.

Probably bigger than that.

 

[Dayo]

At least we now know why it wears the hat.

 

[Gordinho]

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Same size as Chyna's clitoris

 

[Gordinho]

Other trivial things still that fudging hurt:

Treading on a plug

Always brings the same mental image to mind as Peter Crouch practicing ball control.

[-X Football in random

It's okay, it's not football, it's Peter Crouch.

 

[GLENROYID]

Take advantage of it whilst you still can, give your missus a right royal seeing to!!