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I'm a monster.

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by scaramanga, 22 Apr 2019.

  1. scaramanga

    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    Norwegian. Not an experience I will be repeating.
     
  2. Aldo

    Aldo Bobby Mimms

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    Except politically
     
  3. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL John Lacy

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    Guess they should count themselves lucky that was the vilest thing to occur on their flight :eek:

     
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  4. scaramanga

    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    They did have to encounter the smell of my son's guts, which is pretty fudging awful.
     
  5. milo

    milo Vivian Woodward Staff Member

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    I thought that you would've made him fly economy with your wife.
     
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  6. scaramanga

    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    Some garbage people on the flight actually did that. They put their kids in economy and the stewards had to keep coming up to fetch them because their fat little clam kids couldn't behave for more than about 30 seconds at a time. fudging oafs.
     
  7. Aldo

    Aldo Bobby Mimms

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  8. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover Paul Walsh

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    I flew back from Latvia with them maybe 5 or 6 times, never had any problem for short flights. See they fly to New York, not sure I would want to fly that distance but for a short 3 or 4 hour flight it would not be bad. Like catching the tube across London.
     
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    thfcsteff Colin Calderwood Staff Member

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    Indeed. I have yet to try them. Can't say I won't but would have to be an emergency.
     
  10. Jon

    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    An emergency which required your attendance urgently, in Norway, I’d assume.
     
  11. scaramanga

    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    The aircraft are good. Long haul, so it was on a 787 with all the conveniences that come with it. Staff were very good - wouldn't be able to distinguish between them and BA/Virgin (not quite Emirates level). Lounge at LGW is decent, but not particularly well stocked. They don't do first or business, just "Premium" - it's the front 50ish seats on a 787, so equivalent to them. Food was fairly poor but then it is on all classes of all flights.

    The real problem is the people in premium. It's a very different experience to first or business on other airlines, and not one I'd really want to repeat. That and the fact that we had to queue to board on the return leg.
     
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    Parklaner81 Bobby Mimms

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    I flew over to Tromso with them when we were over there in the UEFA cup/Europa League a few years back. Fine as far as I recall on that occasion, but likewise I don't think they'd be my first choice for any longer a flight than that.
     
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    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    Mr_B Steed Malbranque

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    I always p!ss in the shower, i should be locked up.
     
  15. Jon

    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    Do you bathe in the toilet? Just to even things up.
     
  16. Aldo

    Aldo Bobby Mimms

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    I understand the convenience, but it’s a bit harsh on the rest of your team mates.
     
  17. AuroRaman

    AuroRaman Ruel Fox

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    In Roman times, toilets were unisex and open plan, so one could have a leisurely chat whilst doing the business.
     
  18. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Frederic Kanoute

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    Until some clown shoe ruined it for everybody.
     
  19. Jon

    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    Not guilty. Wasn’t around then.
     
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  20. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover Paul Walsh

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    No toilet paper would have made anal sex less pleasurable.
     

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