1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Dear Guest, Please note that adult content is not permitted on this forum. We have had our Google ads disabled due to some posts that were found from some time ago. Please do not post adult content and if you see any already on the forum, please report the post so that we can deal with it. Thanks, scara
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Please read this post: https://www.glory-glory.co.uk/community/threads/fund-raising-for-jeremy-yermiyahu.10542/
    Dismiss Notice

I am gareth bale

Discussion in 'Classic Threads' started by Danishfurniturelover, 9 Mar 2012.

  1. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover the prettiest spice girl

    Joined:
    15 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    19,657
    Likes Received:
    11,539
    Location:
    RIP. Coronavirus 2020
    and he is me

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4991&Itemid=26

    I am not taking the tinkle and neither should you because i had this so bad that i actually had to go into hospital and have an op for this a few months ago i was also told i had visual vertigo which after the melting of the inside of my ear and the exercises has made it a lot better.

    Think im actually going to email the club and recommend my doctor to them as he was very good with me and belived me straight away and after the initial consultation and scans i was operated on in a month.

    You have no idea how weird this problem can be as i had been falling over a lot and had to stop driving for a couple of months it may sound funny but it is not and it may explain why bale goes down so easy. Good thing at the serious end it can be cured with the lazer in the ear which does not hurt and you stay awake for but fudge it smells bad.

    The exercises are great that they give you as well, i can stand on one foot and turn round now where as before if i tried to stand on one foot i would headbutt the floor. Hope he can get this sorted quite quickly, im guessing he wont go into chichester for the op but some place private in london.
     
  2. COYS

    COYS Allan Nielsen

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    1,724
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Not McDonald's
    Are there are any more reliable sources that Bale has this, or is it only this one website?
     
  3. nw7 yid

    nw7 yid David Bentley

    Joined:
    30 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    172
    Likes Received:
    0
    Daily Mash is usually pretty reliable.
     
  4. BAE

    BAE Moussa Saib

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    237
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Formerly Mr Yid

    I don't get my news from anywhere else
     
  5. spurspinter1

    spurspinter1 Chris Armstrong

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    5,277
    Likes Received:
    2,751
    Quite a humourous article.

    This was always going to happen with Bale, a shame realy.
     
  6. Yossarian

    Yossarian Steve Hodge

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    2,105
    Likes Received:
    5
    Last edited: 9 Mar 2012
  7. COYS

    COYS Allan Nielsen

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    1,724
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Not McDonald's
  8. Jurgen the German

    Jurgen the German Jimmy Cantrell

    Joined:
    21 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    19,237
    Likes Received:
    5,665
    Location:
    Mexico..All's I'm saying
    It's a shame that he's already been lableled as a diver at such a young age. A lot of it his own doing though IMO. I fear eventually it might work against us as we won't get penalties in certain situations when it actually is a foul, but the ref has doubts because it's Bale.
     
  9. COYS

    COYS Allan Nielsen

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    1,724
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Not McDonald's
    I'm sorry, but until like last month, Bale was an extremely clean player

    In my opinion I still the think the penalty he won was a foul, but I won't debate that as everyone else disagrees
     
  10. spurspinter1

    spurspinter1 Chris Armstrong

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    5,277
    Likes Received:
    2,751
    He's been Frank Lampard-ing it for a while now

    [video=youtube;rC8rhCOgXJY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC8rhCOgXJY[/video]

    ^^^Technically may not be a dive, but Bale deliberately goes out of his way to ensure there is contact when he has already prodded the ball a different direction. I fundamentally disagree with anyone who thinks that is an extremely clean way of playing. Lack of respect for opposing players.
     
  11. indianspur

    indianspur Guest

    i hope he carries on diving and remains injury free

    sometimes he doesnt look too clever when diving and appears like a cheat, but i for one dont care
     
  12. Jurgen the German

    Jurgen the German Jimmy Cantrell

    Joined:
    21 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    19,237
    Likes Received:
    5,665
    Location:
    Mexico..All's I'm saying
    He is one of the most polarising players in the premier league. Whenever Spurs don't win, it's all Bale's fault, "he's overated" "he's not as good as he thinks he is" etc. I might be wrong, but I think his appearance might be something to do with it. He seems to get stick every game these days from the other team's fans. Don't get me wrong, he has days where he infuriates me when he doesn't stay on the left, but he would still walk into any side in the league except for Emirates Marketing Project.
     
  13. parklane1

    parklane1 Terry Dyson

    Joined:
    15 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    24,396
    Likes Received:
    19,912
    You do not mind our players cheating :-k
     
  14. thfcsteff

    thfcsteff Willie Hall

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    23,131
    Likes Received:
    15,334
    Aaaaaaand there's the problem!
    Why is it that YOU'RE right? Why is YOUR c- word the only definition of what he does?
    If you met him and he gave you another explanation (which he has in the papers) would you insist that he was lying andvtell him he's a seriel cheat?
     
  15. chicken_badge

    chicken_badge Gudni Bergsson

    Joined:
    6 Feb 2012
    Messages:
    2,650
    Likes Received:
    90
    The idea about Bale "diving" to avoid injury would carry some clout if he DIDN'T then act like he was hurt when there clearly ISN'T contact.
    And either he has a really low pain threshold, or he really does make a meal of it whenever there is contact.
    I'm getting sick of the sight of him banging the ground "in agony" as if he's broken his ankle every time he goes down in a place where there is something for us to gain.

    Great player though, better to have diving for us than against us!
     
  16. parklane1

    parklane1 Terry Dyson

    Joined:
    15 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    24,396
    Likes Received:
    19,912
    He has dived this season ( and on more then one occasion) as for players denying that they dive well do you believe Pires, Rooney, Ronaldo etc when they plead innocence :-k
     
  17. Gilzeantoscore

    Gilzeantoscore Mitchell Thomas

    Joined:
    15 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    5,128
    Likes Received:
    1,994
    What do people expect? Since over seas players entered the game in igher nunmbers, it was inevitable that this was going to happen! The diving, the petulance, the waving of imaginary cards has entered the psyche of British players as a consequence. Diving has always been present in the English game, but no-where to the extent that it is present today. Cheating, by conning referees has always been more acceptable in other foootball cultures and now, judging by some of the above comments, it is finding a new home here. Some people on here laugh at Liverpool fans and their blind support of Suarez, but these same people support Bale. In truth, some of his antics are embarrassing, VDV and Benny too.

    Gary.
     
  18. The Moonlit Knight

    The Moonlit Knight Banned

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    4,509
    Likes Received:
    7
    Location:
    On my horse, it's very high
    Get real, Bale cheats and clearly over dramatises any knock he gets. It's something he needs to cut out. He's British, not Spanish.
     
  19. The Moonlit Knight

    The Moonlit Knight Banned

    Joined:
    14 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    4,509
    Likes Received:
    7
    Location:
    On my horse, it's very high
    Good post! It's amazing how diving is apparently alright when it's a player the fan likes or when it's a player from the team the fan supports. It's not alright, it's wrong regardless of who is doing it. Here in England we turn a blind eye to it when it's one of our own, or try and lamely justify it with "Well they do it against us". It's one of the main reasons I wanted the biggest English cheat I've ever seen at the highest level (Steven Gerrard) drummed out of the English team years ago.
     
  20. Jurgen the German

    Jurgen the German Jimmy Cantrell

    Joined:
    21 Jan 2012
    Messages:
    19,237
    Likes Received:
    5,665
    Location:
    Mexico..All's I'm saying
    Gerrard is one of the biggest cheats in the history of the Premier League. He's definitely up there with Pires, Ronaldo and Suarez.
     

Share This Page