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Embarrassing Moments

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Dayo, 3 Dec 2012.

  1. Dayo

    Dayo Chris Armstrong

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    Tell me about a time when you've made yourself look like an idiot or embarrassed yourself.

    Off the top of my head one of my personal highlights happened about 6am in the morning at work about a year a go.

    Got to work nice and early to give myself an hour head start on the rest of the day and as far as I was aware there was only one other person in the factory who was sat in the canteen. I've found that the factory gives off a bit of an echo when you shout so quite often if i'm the only one there I have a bit of a sing song and really let rip. Anyway, I went into the warehouse and started singing a bit of Bocelli (making my own words up). Problem is I took this a bit too far and noticed a cardboard box on the floor so drew a small dogs face on it and put a fluorescent jacket around it to act as my guide dog. I think I was supposed to be fetching a pumptruck but somehow ended up standing there, eyes shut and arms out stretched singing at the top of my voice with this boxdog next to my ankles. After a good minute or so I open my eyes to see a small head looking at me through the pallets in the next isle. It's the warehouse man.
     
  2. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover the prettiest spice girl

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    what job do you do dayo?
     
  3. Mumorn

    Mumorn Vic Buckingham

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    :ross:
     
  4. philspursuk

    philspursuk Nico Claesen

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    Danners9 Luke Young

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    I was out in Colchester dressed as a woman this weekend.. stag do and all that.

    Some blokes spiked my drink. The next morning was not funny. They thought it was but I was mortified.
     
  6. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Hahahahahahahahahha mug
     
  7. Danners9

    Danners9 Luke Young

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    \o/
     
  8. Park Lane James

    Park Lane James Andy Sinton

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    You're obviously quite a pretty woman then :eek:
     
  9. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Could suck a tennis ball through a hoover pipe too
     
  10. Danners9

    Danners9 Luke Young

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    You know it!
     
  11. southstand1882

    southstand1882 Mitchell Thomas

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    Are we talking bum bleeding?
     
  12. Icelander

    Icelander Nico Claesen

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    Yeah, had a simliar experience once on a christmas job in the warehouse of a large retail store. Me and my mate were organizing a new shipment when we started goofing around, throwing movie lines at each other that somehow ended with a full blown shout of "I'm giving her all she's got captain!" with a very weird scottish accent. At that moment one of the sales reps burst into the warehouse shouting that THE entire store (possibly around 1-200 people as it was christmas time) could hear us, and for the love of GHod just stop!

    Fun times...
     
  13. southstand1882

    southstand1882 Mitchell Thomas

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    Had a good one recently

    Last week I stayed in a hotel the night before a really important meeting. I went out for a curry with a colleague, and as usual, demanded their hottest dish

    Next day I was suffering badly and had 3 bricks before I left the hotel.

    When I arrived at the company I was visiting I asked them for direction to the bathroom whilst the boardroom slowly filled up

    I ended up spending another 10 minutes on the bog and made my way back to the boardroom

    When I got there the room was packed out and it turned out everybody was waiting for me

    Just as I kicked off the meeting, one of the women asked me how my Balti was last night (my colleagues had grassed me up)
     
  14. Kenyan Spur

    Kenyan Spur Milenko Acimovic

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    I really can't understand why people go for the hottest curry. You lose all the actual flavour. It is like mixing the finest single malt whiskey with a coke !!!!. That has happened at my house, and I refused to give him the same drink again. I replaced it with rum & coke - He didn't even notice.
    A really good curry is spicy ( garlic, ginger, cumin, turmeric, cloves, black pepper corns etc. and fresh green chillies). But should never be chilli hot
    Go to any Indian household for a curry, and it won't be hot.

    I have gone through the process of learning how to cook all kinds of curries ( chicken, lamb, goat, prawns, crabs, fish, liver/kidney and a whole bunch of vegetables )

    All my friends - no matter what colour or race ( this is not racist by the way ) love them.

    Next time stick to to medium, and you will be able to taste the flavors of the food.
     
  15. Northern Monkey

    Northern Monkey Banned

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    Fine effort!
     
  16. Northern Monkey

    Northern Monkey Banned

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    What exact shade of red would you say your face went?

    Superb ice breaker though!
     
  17. Northern Monkey

    Northern Monkey Banned

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    As someone who suffers from Farmer Giles I can say this is MOST disconcerting!
     
  18. ArcspacE

    ArcspacE Banned

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    Agreed - used to make that mistake when I was younger but lately prefer to enjoy all the flavours

    Mixing single malt is blasphemy - should have laid the nut! :)
     
  19. southstand1882

    southstand1882 Mitchell Thomas

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    [​IMG]

    This is my favourite at the moment
     
  20. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover the prettiest spice girl

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    Im the same as you Mr kenya i love a curry and was thinking of doing a curry thread actually but never understood the trying to do the hottest curries because you lose flavour.

    The hottest curry has to be edwina anyway8-[;):-k
     

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