Daily Spurs Haikus

[Howard Webb]

From the moncler thread earlier I realised I didnt know what a Haiku was. So, I will do a Spurs Haiku when I* come across something Spurs related, and keep them in this thread.

No Income tax but
warm southcoast life appears
often misleading

*others welcome obvs

 

[Howard Webb]

the leaves are all brown
the red north london weeps cold
for invincibles

 

[FatBloke]

Ballotelli stamps
Lescott elbows poor Kaboul
And Spurs lose 3-2

 

[spasm]

are you POTL in disguise??

 

[Richie]

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He

Said with a laugh “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”

 

[Yid (Israel)]

Spurs were poor but hell
Foy did not foy up this time
bout f*cking time c*nt

 

[Alaric]

Past the halfway point
Fergie says squeaky bum time
Time for Spurs to shine

 

[Ralphy Coates]

I don't get it.

You're all a bunch of monclers

 

[WookieD]

Substitute
Pavlyuchenko
I hear tears

 

[El Guepardo]

Glory Glory times are here
Pick up a honey badger
End Evil Chirpy

 

[El Guepardo]

Doh! Realised made
Mistakes in my opening
Hope won't jinx us now

 

[Howard Webb]

walking alone is
like springtime if you often
walk with those clams

 

[yiddo2786]

Substitute
Pavlyuchenko
I hear tears

3-5-3? Are you trying to finish 5th?

 

[thfcsteff]

Harry Harry
Committing intellectual kari
In a law court

 

[Howard Webb]

dont confuse flowing
ponytail of Carroll for
floppy donkey ears

 

[WookieD]

3-5-3? Are you trying to finish 5th?

It's the new thing. All the kids will be doing it soon enough

 

[thfcsteff]

Striker quality striker
Someone of class to help out Ade
Won't be coming!

 

[yiddo2786]

Steff you're not getting this 5-7-5 syllable pattern are you?

 

[southstand1882]

Striker quality striker
Someone of class to help out Ade
Won't be coming!

Stri-ker-----qual-i-ty----stri-ker = 7

You need 5

Why don't you start with just:

Qual-i-ty Stri-ker

 

[WookieD]

Steff you're not getting this 5-7-5 syllable pattern are you?

I've got a Japanese mate who's a poet. He reckons in English it should be more like 3-5-3, 5-7-5 often comes out too clunky.