Danishfurniturelover
the prettiest spice girl
Anyone else had problems with them recently?
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Canal and river trust?
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parklane1
Vic Buckingham
Provide a place for sad sacks to sit on their arses all day with fishing rods and worms.
monkeybarry
Ian Walker
This is most partridge post I've ever seen on gg
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Maybe he meant ANAL but spell check changed it to CANAL
StephenH
David Ginola
This sad sack used to love it.
Grays_1890
Colin Calderwood
I used to have a barge, loved it just had to move my finances somewhere else.
I will get another though eventually
The Canal Trust were a funny bunch to deal with at times
I will get another though eventually
The Canal Trust were a funny bunch to deal with at times
MKSpur
Christian Ziege
http://eveningharold.com/local-news/local/vandals-target-village-anal-museum-sign/
Vandals target village ‘anal museum’ sign
Vandals are sniffing out brown finger-posts
Harold’s popular anal museum is facing an onslaught from vandals, hell-bent on defacing the signpost with an additional ‘C’.
Villagers are proud of their museum of anuses, and its collection of rare sphincters and historical ring pieces. Located down a back alley between Harold’s twin bunshops, the damage to the sign has left some curious would-be visitors complaining that they’re struggling to gain access.
“For some reason, these puerile little sods think it’s funny to vandalise our sign, so it looks like we’re some kind of ‘canal museum’”, whined head curator Janet Brown.
“They might think it’s a harmless joke but they’re not the ones confronted by weirdos in captain’s caps and jumpers, carrying hand-painted kettles and banging on about locks.”
PC Anita Flegg vowed to crack the anal outrage, “I can assure you, I’m going to get to the bottom of this”, she exclaimed. “We’re probing the area very carefully in the hope of finding an opening. The culprit should know I’m right behind them and I will finger them shortly. I can feel the ring is steadily tightening.”
Janet Brown revealed that the graffiti has left her down in the dumps, because it detracts from the museum’s recent renovation. “As well as our draws full of bum-rings and hourly endoscope demonstrations, we’ve got a wall of tea-towel holders for the children to prod.”
“But thanks to these macarons, the public are struggling to find our front entrance. I’m just glad a few have managed to squeeze their way in through the back.”
Brown wants it to be made clear that the museum barely mentions a single narrow boat, and people obsessed with canals won’t be made welcome.
“Steering from the rear as you barge through some grubby backwater? I’m not about to give that lot ‘permission to come aboard’. I never thought I’d say this, but I hate being surrounded by arseholes.”
LutonSpurs
Eric Dear
I am assuming this is about paying for rivers that allow you to view certain things for less money?
ricky2tricky4city
Jack Jull
ROOT CANAL........two words that strike fear into even the toughest amongst us.
Grays_1890
Colin Calderwood
NOt wrong there, wow painful
parklane1
Vic Buckingham
LutonSpurs
Eric Dear
So my service has struggled today even with a VPN. Anyone got a link for something decent. Or I'm gonna have to pay for the legit stuff and I really can't afford to.
awesome dawson
Mitchell Thomas
fullmatchesandshows has the full game available on demand
K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Les Ferdinand
As a kid one of the great joy's of life was going up the road to Camden lock and watch the cargo barges going up and down in the system. Great times before Camden was rejuvenated into a brickhouse for tourists and drug dealers.
