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Autocorrect round-up thread

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by glorygloryeze, 19 May 2021.

  1. glorygloryeze

    glorygloryeze Les Ferdinand

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    Seems some new classics are appearing nowadays:D

    Just thought i'd start this thread to do a bit of a 'mic check' to see what ones exist.

    Ok, here we go

    F.U.C.K. appears as fudge
    S.H.I.T. appears as brick
    C.U.N.T. appears as clam
    P.I.S.S. appears as tinkle
     
  2. glorygloryeze

    glorygloryeze Les Ferdinand

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    W.A.N.K. appears as toss

    Ok, trying some possible new ones:

    S.O.M.E. F.A.N.S. appears as some fans
     
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  3. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Paul Stalteri

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    This thread looks brilliant if you have auto-correct switched off.
     
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  4. glorygloryeze

    glorygloryeze Les Ferdinand

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    Yeh, probably.

    Can you work out what autocorrects to "Tickle my balls with a feather" and "Non-figuratively" (I thought i'd worked out those two..)

    I must say the autocorrects ae getting more and more hilarious!:D
     
  5. Baleforce

    Baleforce Micky Hazard

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    it's like post-watershed Sesame Street
     
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  6. Bedfordspurs

    Bedfordspurs Mel Hopkins

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    Non figuratively is l.i.tera.ll.y
     
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  7. glorygloryeze

    glorygloryeze Les Ferdinand

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    Ah, thanks
     
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  8. Bedfordspurs

    Bedfordspurs Mel Hopkins

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    Who sets them up? I mean literally it’s a work of art
     
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  9. SpurMeUp

    SpurMeUp Dimitar Berbatov

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    Park lane 1 seems to get his own special ones. That’s how you know you’ve made it.

    Some do make me LOL


    Sitting on my porcelain throne using glory-glory.co.uk mobile app
     
  10. MKSpur

    MKSpur Jimmy Neighbour

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    B.rigade is phalanx
    T.his is Derp
    G.Od is Ghod
    C.ock is Rooster
     
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    MKSpur Jimmy Neighbour

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    Parklane.1 is statlover1
     
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    SpurMeUp Dimitar Berbatov

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    Was there something about a dusty snatch? A real trainspotters rare find that one.


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  13. MKSpur

    MKSpur Jimmy Neighbour

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    B.ollocks = Gonad*s
    Bu11sh1t = flimflam
     
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    MKSpur Jimmy Neighbour

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    Nail 0n the head = tickle my balls with a feather
    can n0t disagree = can’t dance
     
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    Notmegov Teemu Tainio

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    clown shoe W-A-N-K-E-R
     
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    NoLimits01 Sebastien Bassong

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    Have started to use clown shoe and clam in real life
     
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  17. Bedfordspurs

    Bedfordspurs Mel Hopkins

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    Clown shoe is a favourite of mine
    It’s universal and can be used in so many ways
     
  18. glorygloryeze

    glorygloryeze Les Ferdinand

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    Absolutley! I have my suspicions on which mod does it (i actually think it's quite obvious who does it..)
     
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    Bedfordspurs Mel Hopkins

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    Indeed
     
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    glorygloryeze Les Ferdinand

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    Good spot!
     

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