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    Shoreham By Sea airshow crash

    A close friend of mine works for a company based at Shoreham Airport ( there is a large industrial estate around the outside). This company makes specialist engines for vehicles of all sorts. For this they need fuel, which they keep in a large storage depot which for safety was put as far away...
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    Car dealer advice

    If you can wait till the end of the month you may find the salesman happier to negotiate as he/she is probably on monthly commission rates and may not have met their target and thus more amenable to a deal. If you are going to pay without taking out their finance, tell them you need it and...
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    Dear oh dear Ed Milliband, what a joke of a man !!!

    Apparently he had a whole speech lined-up about how he was going to give this guy a Fiver, but he forgot to say it.
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    Its time for a big day out for the children at the school for the visually impaired. The teachers decide to go out into the countryside, where they can find a nice pub with a village green outside where the kids can play football. (They use a special ball with a bell in it). They find...
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    Not into cars but this is a thing of beauty

    Am I the only one old enough to spot its close similarity to a late model V12 Etype :
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    Tottenham Hotspur v Fudbalski klub Partizan OMT

    Why dont they call themselves Partizan Belgrade any more - or is this like the Inter Milan / Internazionale siutation where they never put their own city in their name but us stupid english do ?
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    Tottenham Hotspur v Fudbalski klub Partizan OMT

    Why dont they call themselves Partizan Belgrade any more - or is this like the Inter Milan / Internazionale siutation where they never put their own city in their name but us stupid english do ?
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    The royal baby ***Official*** WE HAVE A BOY!

    He's British ?
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    Jehovah's Witnesses try to murder their own son

    "All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom." - Albert Einstein
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    ***OMT Tottenham Hotspur v AEL Limassol Thu 28th Aug 19.45 KO***

    Having taken the kids up to watch last night (we all thought they did pretty well for what was effectively a B team) I have some questions about the opposition: 1. Did their fans actually watch the game ?- (they made an amzing amount of noise and all seemed to be dancing all the time, but the...
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    Qatar 2022

    Whilst everyone is quite rightly worrying about the heat, something else seems to have been ignored. The home team have a right to play in the tournament. The Qatari national team have never qualified for the world cup. They are currently ranked 100 in the FIFA rankings ( below...
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to GHod with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear...
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    Favourite stadia that we have been to

    The Amex is a very fine example of a modern stadium, especially now they have put the extra seats in. They are filling it too for league matches. Just dont try to drive there
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    Did you hear about the two gays lads who started a cycle repair business. They called it Broke Bike Mounting
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    Robert Mugabe

    Also the nasty little racist dictator is extremely popular inside his own, majority, tribe. Getting rid of him without a civil war would be bloody hard
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    Greatest debut albums

    If you are old like me then think 1977 - Ian Dury and the Blockheads - New Boots and Panties. Billericay dingdongie has one of the greatest rhyming verses ever created: Had a love affair with Nina In the back of my cortina A seasoned-up hyena Could not have been more obscener She took me...
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    Baby shops

    I set up a gmail account for my parents which they never used. I opened it up for the first time in 5 years and it was fine.
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    Baby shops

    I think you will find they get lots of presents of baby logs from the baby. Usually gift wrapped by Pampers.
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    Slogan needed

    More parts than Ghandi
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    England / UK / GB

    That diagram covers it quite succinctly in that the islands shown separately are not part of England, Scotland or Wales and have their own form of government. The other main islands are part of those countries - Isle of Wight is in England, Anglesey is in Wales and the Hebrides, Shetland...
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