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Mid-table mediocrity: the positives

19. We will unearth the next Gary Doherty (and have the chance to bestow a humorously ironic nickname).
 
Sensational thread.

21. We think all of our problems will be solved by the signing of a 20 year old South American prospect that doesn’t speak English and spend all summer using Google Translate to read the latest developments from the local media. Optimism and excitement abounds but the signing will not work out due to third party ownership complications, that we absolutely couldn’t possibly have foreseen before entering into a 2 month negotiation that collapses on deadline day.
 
26. Any journalist pitching a “Spurs striker seeks new club!” story to their editor would be laughed out of their profession. Alistair Gold might care. Then again, he’d probably have moved on to stalking Twitch stars for insider gossip. A man’s got to eat.
 
Frustration on deadline day as Levy misses out on his targets and then watching strikers like Rasiak, who did vaguely promising things in the Championship, flop miserably as they try to play wearing our shirt.
 
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