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Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

I think for it to be called a stereotype it has to be a widely held image or idea of a particular type of person or thing

Of course we are kind, we gave the world,

The telephone
Tv
Penicillin
Steam power
The bbc
Pneumatic tyres
Tarmac
Iron ships
Atms
Cast steel
Wire rope
Dolly the sheep
Susan boyle
Chloroform
Medical ultrasound
Insulin
Beta blockers
Refrigerator
Flush toilet
Bovril
Sherlock holmes
Richard hannay
Encyclopedia Britainnica
Peter pan
Jekyll and Hyde
Long John silver
Modern economics
The bank of England
Golf
Dave mackay
Billy connelly
Deep Friday everything
Heart disease (OK we didn't invent it, but we've perfected it)
The bay city rollers
Grounds keeper Willie
Tractor beams
Chief engineer scotty

But best of all and only just discovered @scaramanga
If it wasn't all a plot to keep us down then our kindness to world would have us held up as the colossus we are!
 
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a stossy new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her"
So they walked past it again!

Also works for Yorkshiremen
 
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