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Bloody scumbag petty criminals

You can steal my wife, you can steal my son, hell you can steal the jag and the Alfa but anyone touches my road bike I would kill them and their families but not before i did some sick brick to them first.

This is not a joke or a bloke trying to look hard on the internet, you can't touch a man's bike.

My road bike is called Terrance and is my best friend.
You forgot to mention that you ride it without the seat mounted.
 
You forgot to mention that you ride it without the seat mounted.

Actually when I stop at level crossings I position my buttocks at the tip and push back into it. It massages the bony part of each buttock and brings me an enormous sense of well being.

A lot of cyclists do this to relieve pressure. My Pilates teacher says to use a tennis ball against a wall.
 
Actually when I stop at level crossings I position my buttocks at the tip and push back into it. It massages the bony part of each buttock and brings me an enormous sense of well being.

A lot of cyclists do this to relieve pressure. My Pilates teacher says to use a tennis ball against a wall.

Wow.
 
Actually when I stop at level crossings I position my buttocks at the tip and push back into it. It massages the bony part of each buttock and brings me an enormous sense of well being.

A lot of cyclists do this to relieve pressure. My Pilates teacher says to use a tennis ball against a wall.
You know what people who move around via a proper form of transport do?

Nothing. There's nothing we have to do because cars are inherently comfortable (except those awful things with cloth seats) and don't rape you whilst you're moving.

Show me on the doll where the bike hurt you.
 
Hands up! I took an unlocked bike and cycled back to my hotel in Amsterdam the night of the semi final...it was late and public transport had given up for the night...I was a bit tinkled:).

I did the honourable thing though.
 
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Hands up! I took an unlocked bike and cycled back to my hotel back in Amsterdam the night of the semi final...it was late and public transport had given up for the night...I was a bit tinkled:).

I did the honourable thing though.
Wiped it clean for prints, then lobbed it into a canal?
 
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