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***** OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v dirty stoke *****

Who should chicken_badge's new avatar be?


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chicken_badge

Gudni Bergsson
WHEN: Another damn Europa Sunday 9 November 2014, 13.30
WHERE: The Lane

We all know its going to end 0-1 Stoke (Artnautovic 47mins) MOM Begovic.

So on to the important business....

WHO SHOULD BE chicken_badge's new avatar?

MARK HUGHES
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Official OMT manager of dirty stoke but I hate the guy and anyway I think there are others who look more like Mark Hughes than Mark Hughes

JUANDE RAMOS
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I like Juande and he is a Mark Hughes who is a real football manager. Won us a trophy so I would love to have him as my avatar as he was my hero once (just for juande)

CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES
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The royal Mark Hughes be careful if you vote for her though because it could be considered treason

ROD HULL
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Was once a big Man U fan so I think Rod would look down on us and be thrilled if you made him my Mark Hughes. Made a career with his hand stuffed up the ar$e of a useless big bird so similar to Hughes partnership with Brian McClair

AILSA out of Home And Away
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Perhaps the outsiders choice I used to like Home and Away but could never understand why Alf was married to Wales second best striker the great galar

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The previous one hasn't been unstickied yet, so can only assume this is just a preliminary poll. This obviously can't be an actual attempt at an OMT.
 
Tottenham 5-0 Stoke

Adebayor 2, Capoue 2, Kaboul 1
 
Previously i wanted soldado to start but i've changed my mind. I say this because i don't think Poch will start him in the hole behind Kane...and i don't like the kane and Soldado combination when it's Kane off Soldado (i do have hope if it's soldado off Kane but poch will not do that).
 
Looks like Ade and Kane as 'strikers'. IF Ade isn't fit, who knows, not me, I guess Soldado.

Given the amount of time Soldado and Kane had tonight I would expect both on the bench. One up top, two holding midfielders is the usual masterplan to gift the away team a 1-0 win at the Lane :(
 
Given the amount of time Soldado and Kane had tonight I would expect both on the bench. One up top, two holding midfielders is the usual masterplan to gift the away team a 1-0 win at the Lane :(

Lamela will certainly start and probably Eriksen as well. Rest will be the Villa team bar Soldado.
 
Given the amount of time Soldado and Kane had tonight I would expect both on the bench. One up top, two holding midfielders is the usual masterplan to gift the away team a 1-0 win at the Lane :(

You may be right, but I don't think Poch dare not start Kane. If he benches him again, the amount of pressure he'll come under if we fail to win will be enormous. He got out of jail v Villa, he'll be banged right back up again after Stoke with 'double bubble' or whatever ****ney ribaldry that's appropriate in such circumstances :)
 
On reflection, I can only assume that CB has followed GB's lead and has opened the thread with his fantasy sextuple
 
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Tottenham Hotspur host Stoke City at White Hart Lane on Sunday 9th November 2014 (KO 13:30) in the 11th round of 2014-15 Premier League matches.

Spurs come into the match in 8th place in the Premier League on 14 points with Stoke in 13th place on 12 points. This will be the 88th time the two teams have met.

The first ever meeting came at the Victoria Ground when Stoke City were playing as Stoke FC in the old first round of the FA Cup in February 1896 in a match Stoke won 5-0.

Stoke had become one of the 12 founding members of the Football League in 1888 and the clubs were drawn together in the third round of the FA Cup in February 1899 at the Victoria Ground with Stoke winning 4-1.

The first match at White Hart Lane between the clubs was a friendly played in March 1900 with Spurs, then Champions of the Southern League, beating Stoke 6-0.

Spurs joined the Football League for the 1908-09 season, replacing Stoke who had resigned at the end of the previous season for financial reasons. The clubs didn't meet in a League match until April 1920 in the Second Division with Tottenham winning 2-0 at the Lane and 3-1 at the Victoria Ground.

The first meeting in Division One came in March 1923 at Stoke which resulted in a 0-0 draw. Spurs won the reverse fixture at the Lane a week later 3-1.

The clubs met for five seasons in the Second Division between 1928 to 1933 and for two seasons in Division One from 1934 to 1935.

After the Second World War, the clubs met in the modern FA Cup third round in January 1947 at White Hart Lane which resulted in a 2-2 draw with Stoke winning the replay 1-0 thanks to a Stanley Matthews goal.

Three years later, Spurs beat Stoke 1-0 away in the third round.

Spurs were Football League Champions in 1950-51 and beat Stoke 6-1 at home but could only draw 0-0 away during that season.

Every League game played between Spurs and Stoke since WW2 has taken place in the Top Flight, except for season 1977-78 when Spurs spent a single season in Division Two, beating Stoke 3-1 in both matches.

The clubs met in the FA Cup in January 1976 with a 1-1 draw at the Lane followed by a 2-1 win for Stoke in the replay.

Tottenham Hotspur were founder members of the Premier League in 1992-93 but Stoke City's first season in the competition only came in 2008-09 with Stoke winning 2-1 at the Britannia Stadium and Spurs winning 3-1 at the Lane.

During 2009-10, Stoke won 1-0 at White Hart Lane with Spurs winning 2-1 at the Britannia.

In 2010-11, Spurs did the "double" over Stoke, winning the away fixture 2-1 with a brace of goals from Gareth Bale and the home fixture 3-2 in April with a double from Peter Crouch and a Luka Modric goal.

The teams met for the first time in the Football League (Carling) Cup 3rd round in September 2011 at Stoke and the match finished in a goalless draw after extra time. Stoke went on to win the penalty shoot-out 7-6. Spurs youngster Massimo Luongo penalty was saved by Thomas Sorensen.

The 2011-12 Premier League game at the Britannia Stadium in December was won 2-1 by Stoke with a Matthew Etherington brace putting the Potters 2-0 up at half-time. Tottenham's Emmanuel Adebayor pulled a goal back from the penalty spot after 62 minutes but defender Younes Kaboul was sent-off after collecting two yellow cards. The match at White Hart Lane in March 2012 resulted in a 1-1 draw. After a goalless first half, Cameron Jerome put the visitors ahead after 75 minutes but a Rafael van der Vaart header in the dying moments of the game ensured that honours were even.

The match at White Hart Lane in December 2012 finished in a goalless draw. The match had few clear-cut chances for either team. A Steven Nzonzi header after just 3 minutes put Stoke ahead in the match at Britannia Stadium in May 2013 but Clint Dempsey equalised after 20 minutes. The winning goal came from Emmanuel Adebayor seven minutes from time.

Ryan Shawcross handled an Emmanuel Adebyor volley and Roberto Soldado scored the resulting penalty at White Hart Lane in December 2013 to put Spurs 1-0 up at half-time. Further goals in the second half from Mousa Dembélé and Aaron Lennon saw a comfortable 3-0 win for Tottenham. The reverse fixture at Stoke in April 2014 was decided by a 33rd minute Danny Rose goal for Tottenham.

Overall, Spurs have won 44 games, Stoke have won 23 games and the remaining 20 matches of the 87 played have been drawn.


Paul Allen
Garry Brooke
Joe Brough
George Clawley
Garth Crooks
Peter Crouch
Matthew Etherington
Ray Evans
Márton Fülöp
Eiður Guðjohnsen
Ken Han****

Archie Heggarty
Stephen Kelly
Fred Latham
Billy Leech
Gerry Mahon
Ian Moores

James Morton
Wilson Palacios
Tony Parks
Jimmy Robertson
Hans Segers
Paul Stewart

Charlie Wilson
Jonathan Woodgate

 
Why is it THFC6061 that every time you create one of those posts, there's always at least one player that I can't remember playing for the other team?

This time, I honestly can't remember Woodgate ever playing for Stoke. :oops: when was that? How many games did he play?
 
Why is it THFC6061 that every time you create one of those posts, there's always at least one player that I can't remember playing for the other team?

This time, I honestly can't remember Woodgate ever playing for Stoke. :oops: when was that? How many games did he play?

The season they were in Europe. A CB pool of Woodgate, Upson, Shawcross and Huth IIRC.
 
We'll need to worry about their pacy players like Moses, but other than that this is a game that we should win.

Hughes has added a bit more variety to their attack but they are not as defensively sound these days imo.

They're still a bunch of orks though...

I'd go with:



Lloris

Naughton - Kaboul (last chance saloon) - Verts - Rose

Capoue (last chance saloon) - Mason

Eriksen - Kane - Chadli

Soldado

 
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