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Steven Caulker: cheese thief

footballer arrested for theft....would you edam and eve it
 
He wouldn't have done it on porpoise. I'm no good at this, has nobody got a dolphin story they can post?
 
There's no whey this story can brie true. Makes me cheddar at Caulker's stupidity; the manchego away from football for a while and think.

8-[ :tumbleweed:
 
There's probably Leicester this than meets the eye, and I hope it is handled .... well, Caerphilly. You don't want the old biddy next door taking any joy from his plight, silly old Laughing Cow.
 
I hear he used mascarpone to hide the horse he was riding whilst fleeing, it is rumoured he was heading for his getaway vehicle parked at the stilton hotel.
 
On a serious note though. How quick must the police have got there for him to get arrested when walking back in having just left? amazing.
 
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