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New here - Best of johnkent

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Don't criticize my smiley and you will be OK ...

Welcome

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There's a 5 post minimum before you can talk freely, (Without a mod authorising posts..) so his replies will probably come up sometime tomorrow??
Anyway, welcome to glory. Not so much of it around at the moment though...
 
Few quick tips

- Parker is a clogger
- Bale is a diver
- Defoe is a purple-patch man
- Dawson is a hoofer
- King is a paraplegic
- Modric is playing for a move
- BAE is a poser
- Kaboul is brainless
- Lennon is not good enough for England
- VdV doesn't have long enough legs
- Nelsen is here for the future
- Ade is on loan


Remember this - should be fine in any given OMT, irrespective of the result
 
Few quick tips

- Parker is a clogger
- Bale is a diver
- Defoe is a purple-patch man
- Dawson is a hoofer
- King is a paraplegic
- Modric is playing for a move
- BAE is a poser
- Kaboul is brainless
- Lennon is not good enough for England
- VdV doesn't have long enough legs
- Nelsen is here for the future
- Ade is on loan


Remember this - should be fine in any given OMT, irrespective of the result

& if you happen to post something that is old history or been posted before, you will be told that "The Titanic has Sunk" or "Princess Di is dead!!!
 
Welcome to the house of fun.

1. Mick Cooper and Totman should immedately be put on your ignore list as they are the 2 biggest .......'s on the board
2. Any OMT's you start are brick.
3. Any player that has a bad game should be sold.
4. Any player that ends in 'inho' should be bought.
5. FM is a strong indication of a players potential in real life.
6. You must give foul mouth rants in the match day threads.
7. You must listen to nothing I say.

Have fun.
 
Here's a joke to go on with

After a visit to a fluffy bunnies cuddling house a man notices green lumps on his dingdong so he goes to the docs...That' serious says the doc you know how rugby players get cauliflower ears? yes says the man nervously. Well you've got Brothel sprouts.

boom boom
 
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just agree with everything Gutter Boy says and everyone else on here will get along nicely with you
 
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