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Official Benoit Thread

I agree Marco he is one of the most under rated players in the PL. The guy has great control and composure. He has bit of pace and decent passing and is a very good defender considering he almost runs the left side on his own. I dont know why he never gets the praise he deserves. Maybe people judged on his early days where he was a bit erratic.

I also think its a bit of the Kanoute thing again. Because he looks so relaxed he is an easy target for criticism. He is a major part of our success and deserves much more praise.
 
From what I've seen BAE is comfortable going forwards, and can pick out a player very well. If Bale is unavailable, I'd like to see BAE at LM.
 
Blondie's Denis, Denis

Oh, Benny, do-be-do
We believe in you
Benny, do-be-do
We believe in you
Benny, do-be-do
We believe in youuuuu

Benny, Benny, nous sommes si foux de toi
Benny, Benny, oh rentre un but ce soir
Benny Benny, un grand gagner d'?®ternit?® ...

&c.

Could even go full on with "We're in love with you," instead. A bit gayer, but what the hey—he's French after all.
 
I love Benny! I also think he is funny, cool and a great player. Not to mention his hair is EPIC. :)
 
It's not verified by Twitter, but it's all done in the same style as his official website (for such a thing exists) and he uploads pictures like this:

https://twitter.com/#!/AssouEkotto/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com/ytXzz17z

I simply cannot comprehend how the limit of his intellectual capacity is always a derrivative of 'LOL' in every single post. Surely someone who invests in muscle cars, owns a Smart and rides the subway to 'work' can string something a little longer than that

I'm a very suspicious person, mind you
 
I simply cannot comprehend how the limit of his intellectual capacity is always a derrivative of 'LOL' in every single post. Surely someone who invests in muscle cars, owns a Smart and rides the subway to 'work' can string something a little longer than that

I'm a very suspicious person, mind you

Think its him for sure. Defoe recently said well done @assouekotto after he scored v Everton
 
It just gets better and better:

@AssouEkotto4m
On the top 10 most sexiest men in Africa ! It s not me who say that but them ! Lol

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think there's an Ekotto song to be made along to the tune of Artful dodger Rewind

E-ko-tto when the crowd says bo selcta !

making moves yeah on the left side
cutting left cutting right that's where he was at
you know you know the Assou do it like that


ah i'll get me coat
 
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