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Embarrassing Moments

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Chris Armstrong
Tell me about a time when you've made yourself look like an idiot or embarrassed yourself.

Off the top of my head one of my personal highlights happened about 6am in the morning at work about a year a go.

Got to work nice and early to give myself an hour head start on the rest of the day and as far as I was aware there was only one other person in the factory who was sat in the canteen. I've found that the factory gives off a bit of an echo when you shout so quite often if i'm the only one there I have a bit of a sing song and really let rip. Anyway, I went into the warehouse and started singing a bit of Bocelli (making my own words up). Problem is I took this a bit too far and noticed a cardboard box on the floor so drew a small dogs face on it and put a fluorescent jacket around it to act as my guide dog. I think I was supposed to be fetching a pumptruck but somehow ended up standing there, eyes shut and arms out stretched singing at the top of my voice with this boxdog next to my ankles. After a good minute or so I open my eyes to see a small head looking at me through the pallets in the next isle. It's the warehouse man.
 
I was out in Colchester dressed as a woman this weekend.. stag do and all that.

Some blokes spiked my drink. The next morning was not funny. They thought it was but I was mortified.
 
Yeah, had a simliar experience once on a christmas job in the warehouse of a large retail store. Me and my mate were organizing a new shipment when we started goofing around, throwing movie lines at each other that somehow ended with a full blown shout of "I'm giving her all she's got captain!" with a very weird scottish accent. At that moment one of the sales reps burst into the warehouse shouting that THE entire store (possibly around 1-200 people as it was christmas time) could hear us, and for the love of GHod just stop!

Fun times...
 
Had a good one recently

Last week I stayed in a hotel the night before a really important meeting. I went out for a curry with a colleague, and as usual, demanded their hottest dish

Next day I was suffering badly and had 3 bricks before I left the hotel.

When I arrived at the company I was visiting I asked them for direction to the bathroom whilst the boardroom slowly filled up

I ended up spending another 10 minutes on the bog and made my way back to the boardroom

When I got there the room was packed out and it turned out everybody was waiting for me

Just as I kicked off the meeting, one of the women asked me how my Balti was last night (my colleagues had grassed me up)
 
Had a good one recently

Last week I stayed in a hotel the night before a really important meeting. I went out for a curry with a colleague, and as usual, demanded their hottest dish

Next day I was suffering badly and had 3 bricks before I left the hotel.

When I arrived at the company I was visiting I asked them for direction to the bathroom whilst the boardroom slowly filled up

I ended up spending another 10 minutes on the bog and made my way back to the boardroom

When I got there the room was packed out and it turned out everybody was waiting for me

Just as I kicked off the meeting, one of the women asked me how my Balti was last night (my colleagues had grassed me up)

I really can't understand why people go for the hottest curry. You lose all the actual flavour. It is like mixing the finest single malt whiskey with a coke !!!!. That has happened at my house, and I refused to give him the same drink again. I replaced it with rum & coke - He didn't even notice.
A really good curry is spicy ( garlic, ginger, cumin, turmeric, cloves, black pepper corns etc. and fresh green chillies). But should never be chilli hot
Go to any Indian household for a curry, and it won't be hot.

I have gone through the process of learning how to cook all kinds of curries ( chicken, lamb, goat, prawns, crabs, fish, liver/kidney and a whole bunch of vegetables )

All my friends - no matter what colour or race ( this is not racist by the way ) love them.

Next time stick to to medium, and you will be able to taste the flavors of the food.
 
Tell me about a time when you've made yourself look like an idiot or embarrassed yourself.

Off the top of my head one of my personal highlights happened about 6am in the morning at work about a year a go.

Got to work nice and early to give myself an hour head start on the rest of the day and as far as I was aware there was only one other person in the factory who was sat in the canteen. I've found that the factory gives off a bit of an echo when you shout so quite often if i'm the only one there I have a bit of a sing song and really let rip. Anyway, I went into the warehouse and started singing a bit of Bocelli (making my own words up). Problem is I took this a bit too far and noticed a cardboard box on the floor so drew a small dogs face on it and put a fluorescent jacket around it to act as my guide dog. I think I was supposed to be fetching a pumptruck but somehow ended up standing there, eyes shut and arms out stretched singing at the top of my voice with this boxdog next to my ankles. After a good minute or so I open my eyes to see a small head looking at me through the pallets in the next isle. It's the warehouse man.

Fine effort!
 
Had a good one recently

Last week I stayed in a hotel the night before a really important meeting. I went out for a curry with a colleague, and as usual, demanded their hottest dish

Next day I was suffering badly and had 3 bricks before I left the hotel.

When I arrived at the company I was visiting I asked them for direction to the bathroom whilst the boardroom slowly filled up

I ended up spending another 10 minutes on the bog and made my way back to the boardroom

When I got there the room was packed out and it turned out everybody was waiting for me

Just as I kicked off the meeting, one of the women asked me how my Balti was last night (my colleagues had grassed me up)

What exact shade of red would you say your face went?

Superb ice breaker though!
 
I really can't understand why people go for the hottest curry. You lose all the actual flavour.

Agreed - used to make that mistake when I was younger but lately prefer to enjoy all the flavours

Mixing single malt is blasphemy - should have laid the nut! :)
 
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This is my favourite at the moment
 
I really can't understand why people go for the hottest curry. You lose all the actual flavour. It is like mixing the finest single malt whiskey with a coke !!!!. That has happened at my house, and I refused to give him the same drink again. I replaced it with rum & coke - He didn't even notice.
A really good curry is spicy ( garlic, ginger, cumin, turmeric, cloves, black pepper corns etc. and fresh green chillies). But should never be chilli hot
Go to any Indian household for a curry, and it won't be hot.

I have gone through the process of learning how to cook all kinds of curries ( chicken, lamb, goat, prawns, crabs, fish, liver/kidney and a whole bunch of vegetables )

All my friends - no matter what colour or race ( this is not racist by the way ) love them.

Next time stick to to medium, and you will be able to taste the flavors of the food.

Im the same as you Mr kenya i love a curry and was thinking of doing a curry thread actually but never understood the trying to do the hottest curries because you lose flavour.

The hottest curry has to be edwina anyway8-[;):-k
 
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