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Harry Kane MBE

Caitano said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1367574838714404864

Kane back with some derby Day kick it as hard as I can to waste some time action.
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Our intelligent khunt nicely killed the injury time.
He dribbles along waiting for a chance to fall over.
Lies down for 30s.
Gets up for 30s.
Asks the ref if he will blow his whistle for 30s.
Straightens his tie and quiff for 30s.
Walks back and exhales for 30s.
Smooshes the ball into orbit for 30s.
 
Crazy how much we take this guy for granted. 40 goals/assists for the season. Contender for goal of the season. He even cleared one for Hugo at the end. His passing and spatial awareness is the best in our team, which when you've got Bale on song is quite something. Will be unlucky not to win player of the season given the sheer number of goals and assists but I suspect they'll find a way to give it to one of City's players.
 
awesome dawson said:
Crazy how much we take this guy for granted. 40 goals/assists for the season. Contender for goal of the season. He even cleared one for Hugo at the end. His passing and spatial awareness is the best in our team, which when you've got Bale on song is quite something. Will be unlucky not to win player of the season given the sheer number of goals and assists but I suspect they'll find a way to give it to one of City's players.
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He's so taken for granted that I'd be surprised if he won Spurs player of the year.
 
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