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*** OMT: Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace ***

DaveT316

Scott Parker
When: 12 days to Christmas (Sunday 13th December, 2.15pm)

Where: Wimbledon’s old ground, Sky Sports

What: Premier League fayre

Who:

Hugo
Aurier, Dier, Rodon, Reguilon
Sissoko, Hodgebodge
N’Dobz
Bale, Kane, Sonny

Reckon he might keep Stevie and Toby back for Klanfield, but could just as easily play them.

First OMT. Argh!!!!! COYMFS!!!!!

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First OMT. Argh!!!!! COYMFS!!!!!

You could've made more effort to get it right then. Thanks for fudging up our season.

Official Match Threads

1. There shalt be only one Official Match Thread and it shalt have OMT in its title.

2. Thou shalt not take unto thee a graven image of thy own choice should Tottenham lose, thy avatar shalt be given thee by the OMT gods and shalt remain until such time as Tottenham win again.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy club in vain, the OMT title shalt always have the name of Tottenham Hotspur listed first of the two teams.

4. Remember to observe the sabbath between OMTs, thou shalt not start two consecutive OMTs.

5. Honour the OMT gods' official representatives the administrators, that your days may be long on this forum that be Glory-Glory.

6. The OMT's opening post shalt inform the members of Glory-Glory of all things important: Who are we playing? When is the match? Where does it take place?

7. The OMT's opening post shalt not be too short, nor too long, but simple, concise and glorious, to truly honour the OMT gods. A possible starting lineup and pictures of furry animals are not frowned upon.

8. The first OMT posted once the previous OMT has been unstickied shalt be the official one, though there is no glory in one not of the required quality.

9. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a known member of this forum.

10. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a fan of Tottenham Hotspur.
 
You could've made more effort to get it right then. Thanks for fudging up our season.

Official Match Threads

1. There shalt be only one Official Match Thread and it shalt have OMT in its title.

2. Thou shalt not take unto thee a graven image of thy own choice should Tottenham lose, thy avatar shalt be given thee by the OMT gods and shalt remain until such time as Tottenham win again.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy club in vain, the OMT title shalt always have the name of Tottenham Hotspur listed first of the two teams.

4. Remember to observe the sabbath between OMTs, thou shalt not start two consecutive OMTs.

5. Honour the OMT gods' official representatives the administrators, that your days may be long on this forum that be Glory-Glory.

6. The OMT's opening post shalt inform the members of Glory-Glory of all things important: Who are we playing? When is the match? Where does it take place?

7. The OMT's opening post shalt not be too short, nor too long, but simple, concise and glorious, to truly honour the OMT gods. A possible starting lineup and pictures of furry animals are not frowned upon.

8. The first OMT posted once the previous OMT has been unstickied shalt be the official one, though there is no glory in one not of the required quality.

9. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a known member of this forum.

10. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a fan of Tottenham Hotspur.
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When: 12 day to Christmas (Sunday 13th December, 2.15pm)

Where: Wimbledon’s old ground, Sky Sports

What: Premier League fayre

Who:

Hugo
Aurier, Dier, Rodon, Reguilon
Sissoko, Hodgebodge
N’Dobz
Bale, Kane, Sonny

Reckon he might keep Stevie and Toby back for Klanfield, but could just as easily play them.

First OMT. Argh!!!!! COYMFS!!!!!

Holy fudging brick balls.


Edit the title, quick. There's still time. Thread tools, top right.
 
No Yid Expeditionary Force in attendance, but the Tottenham Sound will still be belting out their reminisces of groping my aunty.
 
When: 12 day to Christmas (Sunday 13th December, 2.15pm)

Where: Wimbledon’s old ground, Sky Sports

What: Premier League fayre

Who:

Hugo
Aurier, Dier, Rodon, Reguilon
Sissoko, Hodgebodge
N’Dobz
Bale, Kane, Sonny

Reckon he might keep Stevie and Toby back for Klanfield, but could just as easily play them.

First OMT. Argh!!!!! COYMFS!!!!!
fudge me, that's a tame effort for a first OMT! We'll be in the relegation zone in no time. Absolute pathetic! No badgers, no Tom Jones, no Goldblum!!
Boooooooo!!!
 
Way to lay an egg for your first OMT @DaveT316

I mean you only had to look at last game's OMT for a textbook example, but no! You had to do it your way, didn't you? What's next? We'll need to add Sinatra to Jones and Goldblum? Eh?
 
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