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I'm a monster.

Before you do that, consider the following:

Both Matt and Emma Willis have now breathed in my foot odour. Wasn't sure who they were until the wife mentioned it - a quick Google tells me that he was in something that pretended to be a band. She, on the other hand, used to be Emma Griffiths - someone upon whom I very much wanted to place a sex bomb back in the day.

Guess they should count themselves lucky that was the vilest thing to occur on their flight :eek:

 
Norwegian. Not an experience I will be repeating.

I flew back from Latvia with them maybe 5 or 6 times, never had any problem for short flights. See they fly to New York, not sure I would want to fly that distance but for a short 3 or 4 hour flight it would not be bad. Like catching the tube across London.
 
Indeed. I have yet to try them. Can't say I won't but would have to be an emergency.
The aircraft are good. Long haul, so it was on a 787 with all the conveniences that come with it. Staff were very good - wouldn't be able to distinguish between them and BA/Virgin (not quite Emirates level). Lounge at LGW is decent, but not particularly well stocked. They don't do first or business, just "Premium" - it's the front 50ish seats on a 787, so equivalent to them. Food was fairly poor but then it is on all classes of all flights.

The real problem is the people in premium. It's a very different experience to first or business on other airlines, and not one I'd really want to repeat. That and the fact that we had to queue to board on the return leg.
 
I flew back from Latvia with them maybe 5 or 6 times, never had any problem for short flights. See they fly to New York, not sure I would want to fly that distance but for a short 3 or 4 hour flight it would not be bad. Like catching the tube across London.

I flew over to Tromso with them when we were over there in the UEFA cup/Europa League a few years back. Fine as far as I recall on that occasion, but likewise I don't think they'd be my first choice for any longer a flight than that.
 
In Roman times, toilets were unisex and open plan, so one could have a leisurely chat whilst doing the business.
 
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