southstand1882
Mitchell Thomas
I'm only eating meat, fish, eggs, fat and salad for the next 2 weeks
I expect to return to this thread in the next few days
I expect to return to this thread in the next few days
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The poo & guff thread...
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Crab.C.Nesbitt
Gheorge Popescu
If it's not quite a sh1t but more than a fart, that's a shart!
DHSF
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Been eating chicken/tuna and salad everyday for the past two weeks. Suprisingly there isnt much brick comin out (then again its really only the chicken as the salad is just fudgein water)
NickTB
Alan Hutton
Funnily enough, when I eat salad for dinner (Most days) I tinkle for England. I'm up atyleast 2-3 times per night
DHSF
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Mate same me.
Been tryin to drink water and eat more healthily. Its fudgein annoying cos I am up half the night tinkling and in the toilet for the majority of my working day. WHAT. THE. fudge.
Crab.C.Nesbitt
Gheorge Popescu
You should ask for a work laptop so you can work from the toilet, although I suppose if you taking and receiving calls from clients it would be a bit odd!
DHSF
Rafael Van Der Vaart
I do have a work laptop - working from home today. Been toilet a few times already. Its kinda annoying.
As you say maybe I ought to work from the bathroom.
paxtonwolf
John White
So glad it just isnt me then
DHSF
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Yeah I just cannot brick when im with someone. Even at work I do not go out of the cubicle till I know everyone has gone.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
You put your cats bricks down your toilet
GlennGoddle
Andy Sinton
This morning I brick out a moist footlong. I was sure it was going to be a thirty wiper but there was absolutely no aftermath. How is that even possible?
the one wipe wonder, one of life’s greatest pleasures!
anyone get the roids? i swear sitting on office furniture all day is to blame because i eat lots of fibre (fruit and salad), do exercise, don't strain, don't drink much tea or coffee but i'm still afflicted! it comes and goes and isn't normally too bad but has been shocking today so had to get me some anusol at lunch, to numb the pain, I feared all the chair wiggling was becoming a bit obvious!
so, anyone else get the roids? or found a cure? from what i can gather there isn't really much that can be done
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Had a good few glasses of red wine lastnight
This morning it was like pooing tarmac, took 10 wipes to clean up
This morning it was like pooing tarmac, took 10 wipes to clean up
superspurs
Chris Armstrong
KFC last night, guaranteed to bring about mass pooing, my turds are a disgrace today.
PochettinoPochettinoPochettino
Serge Aurier
done a few bad ones in the office toilets today, we have 3 cubicles and no urinals so every bloke has to go in there. I always shut the doors to keep the smell in, its like a lottery, they pick which one they want to go in and bingo...
PochettinoPochettinoPochettino
Serge Aurier
talking about bricks, im off for another one now but think im gonna be sick whilst I have one. Anyone ever done that?
Will let you know what its like, doesnt feel like a big one, my 4th of the day so far.
Will let you know what its like, doesnt feel like a big one, my 4th of the day so far.
NickTB
Alan Hutton
Is that today or tadaaa?