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OMT: Everton vs Mighty Spurs

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I don't know why we bother when people can't even be bothered to get the basics right.

Official Match Threads

Another season has passed and once again the OMT gods were not pleased. The efforts of this forum when creating OMTs can only be considered shambolic and inadequate, though a small handful of threads were found not to be complete abominations. High praise indeed (you can find them in Classics). So they have taken pity on us and wasted precious time on making the rules even more unmistakably clear. Us mere mortals are not worthy.

1. There shalt be only one Official Match Thread and it shalt have OMT in its title.

2. Thou shalt not take unto thee a graven image of thy own choice should Tottenham lose, thy avatar shalt be given thee by the OMT gods and shalt remain until such time as Tottenham win again.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy club in vain, the OMT title shalt always have the name of Tottenham Hotspur listed first of the two teams.

4. Remember to observe the sabbath between OMTs, thou shalt not start two consecutive OMTs.

5. Honour the OMT gods' official representatives the administrators, that your days may be long on this forum that be Glory-Glory.

6. The OMT's opening post shalt inform the members of Glory-Glory of all things important: Who are we playing? When is the match? Where does it take place?

7. The OMT's opening post shalt not be too short, nor too long, but simple, concise and glorious, to truly honour the OMT gods. A possible starting lineup and pictures of furry animals are not frowned upon.

8. The first OMT posted once the previous OMT has been unstickied shalt be the official one, though there is no glory in one not of the required quality.

9. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a known member of this forum.

10. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a fan of Tottenham Hotspur.
 
I feel much better about myself after witnessing this steaming pile of turd.

4-3 loss.
 
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With the International break, do people feel there's been enough time for Serge and Sanchez to forge an understanding together?

I'm excited to see new signings, but Everton at home are no mugs at all, so i'm not sure i'd be confident about a completely new and untested right side to the defence.

I think it's more likely to be Dier on the right side of the 3 CB's, lending cover to the marauding Serge. With DS on the bench for now.
 
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