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Lawro the Twunt says... 2019/20

Discussion in 'Spurs News & Views' started by Denmark Spur, 9 Aug 2019.

  1. greatwhitenorf

    greatwhitenorf Sergei Rebrov

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    "There is no love lost between these two teams, and no-one has ever been able to tell me why the two sets of fans detest each other so much."

    Jaisus floggin' Morphy. Is this the densest block of wood ever created? What a fcukwit. Just calling him that gives fcukwits a bad name.
     
  2. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot Gudni Bergsson

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    That’s why Twunt fits so snugly
     
  3. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Johnny Morrison

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    I wish I got paid for predicting Spurs win 2-0 every week except when they play Liverpool.
     
  4. Eatmyownbrainwithaspork

    Eatmyownbrainwithaspork Carlo Cudicini

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    Twuntledee and Twuntledum - Double Twunt.
     
  5. Lawro

    Lawro Prediction League Champion 2016/17

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    Tottenham v Brighton (12:30 GMT)

    Tottenham were out-thought tactically by Chelsea on Sunday, could not get control of the game in midfield and finished up well beaten.

    Brighton, meanwhile, became Sheffield United's latest victims on the road, and have now won only one of their past seven matches.

    It is Spurs who I am expecting to see a response from here, but Jose Mourinho will have to sort his midfield out for that to happen.

    Lawro's prediction: 3-0
     
  6. Lawro

    Lawro Prediction League Champion 2016/17

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    Norwich v Tottenham

    Norwich made lots of chances in their defeat by Aston Villa but, not for the first time this season, they finished empty handed.

    The Canaries will think they can get at Spurs too but, unless they improve defensively, this will probably end up with a familiar outcome for Daniel Farke's side.

    Lawro's prediction: 0-2
     
  7. Kenyan Spur

    Kenyan Spur Milenko Acimovic

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    Can someone kill this guy.
     
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  8. Mikey10

    Mikey10 Eidur Gudjohnsen

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    I’m willing to chip in for a hitman, as long as Phil Thompson is on the list too.
     
  9. Lawro

    Lawro Prediction League Champion 2016/17

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    Southampton v Tottenham

    Tottenham are a bit of a conundrum.

    It's taken Jose Mourinho a lot longer to mould Spurs into the team he wants - and it may only really happen when he has bought in players he wants.

    I feel they do have so much quality that if they get it right against Southampton, who are on a nice little run, then they will win comfortably.

    Lawro's prediction: 0-2
     
  10. NickTB

    NickTB Steed Malbranque

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    The twunt is definitely on a wind up
     
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  11. Mikey10

    Mikey10 Eidur Gudjohnsen

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    What - longer than six whole weeks?
     
  12. DeanoAustin

    DeanoAustin Young-Pyo Lee

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    The twunt has predicted us not to concede in our last 8 games. Has he any fudging idea what he's talking about?
     
  13. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Steffen Iversen

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  14. indospurs

    indospurs Tim Sherwood

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    He is a consistent piece of brick isn’t he ?

    King of Twuntdom

    Imagination of doctor Parnassus’s rectum, logic of diarrhea-and I’m being kind
     
  15. Lawro

    Lawro Prediction League Champion 2016/17

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    Tottenham might find it tough against Middlesbrough too. They will be without Harry Kane (hamstring) and were not having a good time of it anyway.

    Spurs boss Jose Mourinho will have to be careful in this tie - I was at Deepdale on Wednesday when Boro beat Preston and they are a strong team physically, with plenty of height in their attack, and they have found a bit of form too.

    Middlesbrough v Tottenham 1-1*
    * Away team to win at home in the replay
     
  16. Kenyan Spur

    Kenyan Spur Milenko Acimovic

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    * Away team to win at home in the replay
    What does that even mean?????
     
  17. parklane1

    parklane1 Paul Stewart

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    No.
     
  18. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Vedran Corluka

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    It means we're getting the old two nil again when the replays come around.
     
  19. Denmark Spur

    Denmark Spur Chris Armstrong

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    Watford v Tottenham (12:30 GMT)

    Watford are still going well under Nigel Pearson, while Tottenham just look a bit all over the place.

    Jose Mourinho's side were better in the second half against Liverpool last week, caused quite a few problems and might have nicked a point.

    But this is a tough game for Spurs. Watford boss Nigel Pearson is trying to ensure his side do not ease up after climbing out of the drop zone, because there are teams down there who are floundering.

    The ball is rolling for the Hornets a bit now, which obviously helps, and Pearson just wants to keep this run going, but they will no doubt have a day soon where they mess up, don't play well, and end up beaten.

    I don't think that will happen on Saturday, though, because Spurs are below their best.

    It is going to be interesting to see how Mourinho approaches things without Harry Kane. In that scenario last season, they used Son Heung-min and Lucas Moura, but they were very much operating on the counter-attack.

    One of the problems Spurs have got while Kane is injured is, if they cannot counter-attack, they struggle to break teams down - purely and simply because there is no-one to hold the ball up for them.

    Lawro's prediction: 1-1
     
  20. yiddo37

    yiddo37 Peter Taylor

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    Quite easy to understand really, and he got it totally right.
     

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