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Anal glands

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Danishfurniturelover, 17 Jun 2019.

  1. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover Cecil Poynton

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    Tanya has said me and big chris can perform our two piece punk rock next week, if I steer clear of politics and we change the name of our band.

    Don't see anything wrong with anal glands, it was in honour of his dog who he had put down because of enlarged anal glands.

    Any good and I mean good suggestions for a two piece punk rock duo.
     
  2. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Simon Davies

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    Is there no cure for enlarged anal glands then? Death seems rather extreme.
     
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  3. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Mauricio Taricco

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    Jizz Lickers
     
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  4. Yermiyahu

    Yermiyahu Gus Poyet

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    Cum Buckets?
     
  5. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Amyl & The Sniffers is a good name

    Also a band called Kunt & The Gang
     
  6. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Jimmy Neighbour

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    Cuss 'Tards.
     
  7. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Mauricio Taricco

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    Good local Melbourne band. Worth a listen.
     
  8. ricky2tricky4city

    ricky2tricky4city Vedran Corluka

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    Custard in the bird's eye.
     
  9. 90291Spur

    90291Spur Frederic Kanoute

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    My mates had a band called Anus.

    I made a film about them.

     
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  10. billyiddo

    billyiddo Paul Stewart Staff Member

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    Lisa needs braces
     
  11. Crab.C.Nesbitt

    Crab.C.Nesbitt Steven Caulker

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    Anal miscarriage of justice? Or just anal miscarriage?
     
  12. NoLimits01

    NoLimits01 Sean Davis

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    Or anal justice :)
     
  13. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Jimmy Neighbour

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    Anal Miss Carriage?
     
  14. NoLimits01

    NoLimits01 Sean Davis

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    Anal Miss Just Ice
     
  15. Crab.C.Nesbitt

    Crab.C.Nesbitt Steven Caulker

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    Anal mist?
     
  16. spurspinter1

    spurspinter1 Clint Dempsey

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    I reckon a name full of references that seem perfectly normal to us lot on here but very little to those outside should do the job. Something along the lines of "Danchev and the brick custards" n.b the word brick not Sh$t because that'd just be unnecessarily vulgar of course
     
  17. Daisuk

    Daisuk Frederic Kanoute

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    flatulence fraternity
    The hemmoroids
    Chich and the cheeky streakers
    Chich and the Bristol stool chart society
    Stool in the pool
    Two guys and a cup
    The bum clenchers
     
  18. DevonSpur

    DevonSpur David Bentley

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    How about....

    The Ramptons
    Deep Insertion
    20 Lamberts
    South Coast Doggers
    Beyond Help
    Forced Entry
    Worst Case Scenario
    Public Disgrace
    The Porridge Guns (or perhaps The Custard Cannons? Equally as purile lol)
    Secure Unit
    Painters Radio
    A-To-M
    Lubbock & The Chairlegs
    Backdoor Overflow
    Barse

    I should stop now.
     
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  19. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Jimmy Neighbour

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    Custard Tarts
     
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  20. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Jimmy Neighbour

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    Funking Dis Custard.
     

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