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  1. scaramanga

    Server move

    Our VPS that the site is hosted on is reaching end of life. At some point over the next two months I'll be moving over to a new one. It's quite likely that I'll use the opportunity to update the forum software to the latest version as well. In the past, usernames, posts, history etc have all...
  2. scaramanga

    Spurs vs Lugrod... Lrodge.... Ludgratet.... F*ck it.

    Apparently there's a game on this week. Probably whilst I'm still at work.
  3. scaramanga

    Why the fudge is everything shut today?

    What is it with this backward country closing all the shops in case their GHod smites them with gay or stops them touching choirboys? I needed concrete today and couldn't buy any anywhere. Couldn't buy trunking or a new tap either. 2020 and some of us still want to live in the Bronze Age.
  4. scaramanga

    Arduino stuff

    Anyone done much work with them? I'm considering replacing some of our "dumb" automated systems that work on fairly simple logic gate programmes with some more intelligent code-based systems. Anyone have any experience of using Arduinos in a production environment? Any steps you had to take...
  5. scaramanga

    Hattrick

    In all my years of posting here, this is the first time I've ever scored a hattrick:
  6. scaramanga

    ** Official OMT ** Spurs Vs Palace

    This will be my son's first ever trip to WHL, so fudging win this you clams.
  7. scaramanga

    Car parts

    I need some help sourcing some car bits and Google has repeatedly failed me. Hoping some of you have better contacts. Firstly I need some slightly upgraded brake pads - somewhere between road and track would be good as I still need to use my car day to day. I've tried to buy EBC Yellow but...
  8. scaramanga

    Best way to send a 4K signal over longer distances

    I'm rearranging my AV rack at the moment and running some cables again from scratch. As a 4K upgrade to my projector is on the horizon, it seems sensible to future-proof the cabling. Longest run is around 15-20m. So I'm already running 1080p over ethernet to both my projector and my tv. As...
  9. scaramanga

    Pawson is a clam

    Discuss.
  10. scaramanga

    Robot lawn mowers

    So I've got this robot lawn mower and it's amazing. Everything was great until this one time, my cat shat in the garden............... But seriously though, does anyone have one? Just had to cut the lawn for the first time since the autumn and I'd forgotten just how much I fudging hate doing...
  11. scaramanga

    I'm a monster.

    Flew home on a transatlantic flight the other night. Thought I'd get comfortable so I took my shoes off. It felt good. Sharing that makes me feel better too, much like allowing the rest of the cabin to inhale my foot odour aided my comfort at altitude.
  12. scaramanga

    Any plumbers here?

    I've just fitted a new thermostat so that I can use smart TRVs to control the temp in each room. Fitting the TRVs was easy in most of the rooms, but a few have the valve below that none of the adapters fit. I can't identify the valves and I'd really rather not drain the whole system and...
  13. scaramanga

    Invisible blowjobs

    Go to Google image search Search for 'cough' Post favourite picture
  14. scaramanga

    *** OMT - Tottenham Hotspur VS Some Gauche Middle Eastern Oil Money ***

    Here we are then, taking one for the team. Badger me up baby.
  15. scaramanga

    Car leather care

    Any recommendations as to what to use to keep car leather in good condition? I bought some Autoglym leather care yesterday on the basis that I don't know much and it looks expensive (therefore must be good). Since then I've read that it softens the leather and makes it go baggy. This is...
  16. scaramanga

    Any dishwasher repair people here?

    Had repairman come out to the house last week because our dishwasher wasn't washing anything in the top tray. He diagnosed as a faulty diverter valve and explained why - all seems pretty logical to me. Problem is, from the very start he was trying to convince me to replace my (so far entirely...
  17. scaramanga

    Tit Monday

    I predict it will be today. Can those of you in London keep an eye out for me? I might have to rearrange some meetings if it is.
  18. scaramanga

    Monsanto/GMO woo vs science

    Wanting to oppose Monsanto puts him slap bang in the middle of nutjob territory.
  19. scaramanga

    Edinburgh

    Off on a stag there this weekend. Any recommended places to drink?
  20. scaramanga

    The Official 2016/17 Premier League Thread

    Winners: Spurs Relegated: Arsenal, Chelsea, Emirates Marketing Project
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