The quntiest team of all time - central midfield

[Bullet]

Charlie Adam tried to injure Spurs players like Modric and Bale and succeeded. So did Fabrice Muamba, putting Bale out for months. Pair of w*nkers.

 

[milo]

Charlie Adam tried to injure Spurs players like Modric and Bale and succeeded. So did Fabrice Muamba, putting Bale out for months. Pair of w*nkers.

But Phil Collins

 

[dawaxman]

Merson

 

[bennysleftfoot]

Stevie me and the one man vendetta against bale that is charlie Adam for me

 

[Rorschach]

Gattuso. Especially remember the champions league game and giving it to Joe Jordan

He was a clam

 

[bennysleftfoot]

Dishonourable mentions to
Gattuso bearded clam
Barton mouthy clam
Batty punchy clam

 

[Rorschach]

This is easy, one man, who we can put in both cm slots as he is a big enough clam to think he could handle it, although, ironically, on the pitch he spent his time exclusively not being where he should have been.

He'll also be our captain, whether anointed or not he'll just take it, there are no limits to the delusions of grandeur this man has, be it in the dressing room or on the dance floor. Publicly milking the adulation of the odious fans of his employers for his perceived loyalty after crying on an underworld shoulder. Similarly, despite his legend status the defining moments of his career were ill thought back passes and missed footing.

Regardless of football, this man is one of the biggest clams ever to walk the earth, a monumental scumbag, a shoe in for our eleven, ladies and gentlemen, steven fudging gerrard.

Are you his agent?

 

[Glenda's Legs]

So much choice.
Adam
Savage
Wise
Captain Marvel
Ince
Flamini

 

[milo]

Captain Marvel
Ince

I was thinking of those two as well.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

I was thinking of those two as well.

Worthy of a mention although ultimately 'outq@nted' by others on the list.

 

[milo]

Worthy of a mention although ultimately 'outq@nted' by others on the list.

Would anyone other than a complete clam call themselves 'the guvnor'?

 

[Baleforce]

I am shocked that you, of all people, would pick an icon of Liverpool FC

he's a big part of why my hatred for them has grown so large, that he's celebrated explains so much of what's wrong with english football

 

[Baleforce]

he's a fudging saint compared to stevie me but i'll second Souness @milo

a filthy player even in a filthy time, more than that though its his sycophantic behaviour when commenting on that fudging club that gets him in this company

 

[milo]

he's a fudging saint compared to stevie me but i'll second Souness @milo

a filthy player even in a filthy time, more than that though its his sycophantic behaviour when commenting on that fudging club that gets him in this company

And he hates us

 

[Aldo]

I'll second Adam, Flamini and Wheelchair
In fact I'll third the three clams.

 

[Lemonade Money]

We're gonna need a big subs bench.

 

[Lemonade Money]

At this rate we're going to need heats to narrow this one down

You do love a knock out.

 

[milo]

We've got more seconded qunts than the poll will take. We're going to need to narrow it down but before we do, are there any players that should be added to the shortlist?

With seconders:

Fabregas, Savage, Souness, Adam, Gerrard, Vincent Jones, Viera, Flamini, Barton, Wheelchair, Gattuso, Wise

Without seconders:

Jody Morris, Petit, Lampard, Bremner, Noble, Nolan, Clattermole, Alan Smith, Ballack, Arteta, Ivan Campo, Robson, Ince, Batty

 

[milo]

Good GHod. When you put them together like that, it really is an impressive collection of qunts.

 

[inkpenspur]

Can we just pick a 1-9-1 formation and shoe horn the lot of them in? Charlie Nicholas anyone? clam