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Youcef Atal

Four on deadline day? The internet would collapse.. I've read this guy is a future option for us. Not likely to happen this window. Great prospect though for sure.

Yeah, the Tottenham tactics people are all over him. Sounds a bit too late to just snag him now, though, but what do I know.
 

I know I'm more likely to win the lottery, but if we somehow managed to pull all of these out of the hat. fudge me, that would be quite something. :D
If this all happens then I'm going to ask my mates to dress up in spurs kits wearing all of the above newly signed players faces printed off as masks and for them to stand around me in the middle bukkakking me.

Whether or not they would be game I'm unsure but if not are there any takers (ooooh matron) on here who could fill in (ooooh matron)?
 
This players name sounds a little too close you to ‘ you sign eff all’ for my liking.
 
No time to get Atal signed, as we’re still fanning around with Sess GLC Dybala etc

This really isn’t as big a problem as you make out, Levy’s new office has 10 fax machines now compared to the single dodgy one in the old place.
 
No time to get Atal signed, as we’re still fanning around with Sess GLC Dybala etc

This is what happens when you leave everything to the last day. We have known about Foyth's injury for over a week and that was weeks after we sold Trippier. No cut price bargain here and when the deal falls apart there is no time to get anyone else in.
 
This is what happens when you leave everything to the last day. We have known about Foyth's injury for over a week and that was weeks after we sold Trippier. No cut price bargain here and when the deal falls apart there is no time to get anyone else in.

You say this like Levy isn't at the mercy of the selling club. He is. They know our deadline and have likely stalled things until right at the end as a bargaining tactic. Negotiations will have been ongoing for weeks. You're deluded if you think otherwise.
 
If this all happens then I'm going to ask my mates to dress up in spurs kits wearing all of the above newly signed players faces printed off as masks and for them to stand around me in the middle bukkakking me.

Whether or not they would be game I'm unsure but if not are there any takers (ooooh matron) on here who could fill in (ooooh matron)?

I’d take this post as a joke but (forgive me if I’m wrong) I seem to remember you getting into a spot of drunken public masturbatory mischief yourself with some of your colleagues on a works do a few years ago? :D
 
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