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Loudest piece of s*it

Kandi1977

Steve Sedgley
Why the fudge are the door, bell, buttons and alarm on microwave ovens the loudest piece of brick on earth?
 
My microwave has 3 levels of beepage

I set it to the quietest and shortest, obviously. It still goes off every few seconds, way too loud shouting "THAT FOOD YOU WANTED TO HEAT UP IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT................IT IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT...............WOOOOOO OVER HERE.... IT IS HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT"

fudging piece of brick
 
I absolutely despise stuff that beeps unneccesarily. Out fridge, stovetop, dishwasher, washing machine...they just keep on bloody beeping for ages.

fudge beeping. The first thing I do whenever I get a new phone, is disabling all beeping. I smash the fridge door shut when it beeps. Really hard. To punish the fridge. And make it shut up.

And car beeps...don't get me started.
 
Have a Miele tumblendryer which used to think it had to make like a car alarm every 30 seconds once done. Drove us mental. Spent ages on google until I eventually found a way to disable the noise. Nonsense.
 
Have a Miele tumblendryer which used to think it had to make like a car alarm every 30 seconds once done. Drove us mental. Spent ages on google until I eventually found a way to disable the noise. Nonsense.

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I have a door bell with something like 8 options for a tone. Imaginatively I chose "ding dong".

BUT, my doorbell likes to spontaneously chime a full nursery rhyme, at random times, without anyone having pressed the button.

fudging things haunted!
 
Kandi's got a 30 year old microwave and he's going to lead an old guys' revolution to rid Christendom of beeping electronics.

I'll join, insistent uppity little fudger my dishwasher.
It was a rhetorical question. The human race is doomed.
 
Have a Miele tumblendryer which used to think it had to make like a car alarm every 30 seconds once done. Drove us mental. Spent ages on google until I eventually found a way to disable the noise. Nonsense.
We had exactly the same problem with a Miele cooker in the chalet we rented in Verbier darling. Took simply ages to figure out why it was beeping at us.
 
Car seatbelt alarms...if i want to kill myself its up to me...go and fudge yourself...
Underneath each of the seats will be a cable terminating in a plug. That plug will be the sensor that detects if a seat has a person in it. If you unplug it the alarm won't go off when you don't have a seatbelt on.

Check your car's wiring diagrams though, sometimes airbags will only go off around inhabited seats.
 
Baby bottle prep machines. They're destined to be used in the middle of the night but make all the fudging noise in the world.

A new model has just been released at twice the price that has a quiet function so that you can choose between noisy and quiet. Just make the fudging thing quiet all the time.
 
I had to wear a portable blood pressure meter for 24 hours last week.
fudging thing goes off every hour, through the night too.... utter gonad*s.
 
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