Clever stuff I’ve said



Michael Owen isn’t the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.

Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.

If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.

It’s slightly alarming the way Manchester United decapitated against Stuttgart.

When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.